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Why is this happening.

Why is Steely Dan trending in 2022? Is there going to be a run on cocaine?

How much cocaine was involved in the revival of CATS?

Why are people still voting Republican when online therapy exists and Valium is cheap?

How come after 70-plus years of watching "It's A Wonderful Life" folks are clamoring to be (and vote for) Ole Man Potter? Did they fall asleep during the movie? Every Christmas?

(See also A Christmas Carol, The Terminator, Jurassic Park, Minority Report, and I, Robot.)

Is anyone else freaked out about the idea of the "wet bulb"?

Remember when the scariest thing on the internet was the close-up view of a worm that has a beak with teeth?

Why are concerts still so expensive? Like, I thought once I was an adult with a job, I'd be able to afford to go to shows. What was the point of becoming an adult if I still can't afford to see Stevie Nicks?

Why is window replacement so expensive? And how can the same 9 windows cost anywhere between $5,000 - 25,000?

Why are masks political? You know who wore masks? Smart people in the Middle Ages and Renaissance.

Why didn't I pay closer attention to Sharknado? Clearly it was preparing us for a multi-faceted apocalypse and not merely a Red Dawn or War Games or White Nights or Thunderdome or Outbreak or Terminator or Blade Runner or Godzilla: King of The Monsters apocalypse.


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