Who wrote this?

To entertain myself while rewriting a synopsis, I decided it would be fun to make characters answer the famous Bernard Pivot Questionnaire.

Shit. When was the last time I updated my website?

I used to dream about being on Inside The Actor's Studio. I am not an actor.

I'm looking at Aristotle's moon...

What it's like trying to write a novel?

Floyd the squirrel wouldn't exist without the fancy footwork and delightful words of one Donald O'Connor.

David S. Pumpkins is uniquely American. He is a hero for our times. Absurdist. Relentless. Surreal. His own thang. He's the Patron Saint...

I first saw a poster for Doña Diabla in a shop here in Austin called Tesoro's and quickly became obsessed with classic Mexican cinema.