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You couldn’t tell her anything at all.
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- Jun 20, 2022
- 1 min
An Instagram Novella: "Gilda"
This three-act, three-image Instagram novella may go down as the best story I have ever told.
- May 16, 2022
- 1 min
The Many Serenas of Me.
A dear friend of mine shared a meme of her many expressions as played by Samantha Stevens/Elizabeth Montgomery. Naturally, I had to respond.
- May 14, 2022
- 1 min
Why is this happening.
Why is Steely Dan trending in 2022? Is there going to be a run on cocaine?
- Jul 31, 2021
- 2 min
Hold Me Closer, Tiny Vampire
When I was four years old, I was convinced I was a vampire.
- Jul 18, 2021
- 2 min
Lost and Found
I'm never going to stop talking about "The Overstory," so just get used to it.
- Sep 26, 2020
- 1 min
A Quarantine Spotify Playlist
A little over a month ago, I created my own 30 Day Song Challenge. I mean, you can't leave everything up to Russian bots.
- Sep 12, 2020
- 4 min
Eulogistics
My dad has been gone five years. While cleaning out some virtual drawers, I happened upon the eulogy I wrote and delivered for him.
- Aug 28, 2020
- 1 min
Challenge Accepted
I love surveys so much I almost became an accidental Scientologist.
- Jul 3, 2020
- 2 min
Kravitzing
With most of our entertainments paused due to plague, I have returned to the original spectator sport of humanity: Kravitzing.
- May 18, 2020
- 1 min
It's Called the Sesame Street Sad Flower Song
The first time I saw it, I was 5 years old. I didn't know the name of the song, but this image, and its music, stuck with me, followed me.
- Oct 6, 2017
- 2 min
Stargazer
They knock you out with their freckles and their fragrance. They're showy and show-offs.
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