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Hold Me Closer, Tiny Vampire
When I was four years old, I was convinced I was a vampire.
Lost and Found
I'm never going to stop talking about "The Overstory," so just get used to it.
Sep 26, 2020
A Quarantine Spotify Playlist
A little over a month ago, I created my own 30 Day Song Challenge. I mean, you can't leave everything up to Russian bots.
Sep 12, 2020
My dad has been gone five years. While cleaning out some virtual drawers, I happened upon the eulogy I wrote and delivered for him.
Aug 28, 2020
I love surveys so much I almost became an accidental Scientologist.
Jul 3, 2020
With most of our entertainments paused due to plague, I have returned to the original spectator sport of humanity: Kravitzing.
May 20, 2020
Jim Croce Was Here
Jim Croce was here and only here.
May 19, 2020
It's Called the Sesame Street Sad Flower Song
The first time I saw it, I was 5 years old. I didn't know the name of the song, but this image, and its music, stuck with me, followed me.
Jan 1, 2019
New York, I Love You
New York, I LovYou
Oct 6, 2017
They knock you out with their freckles and their fragrance. They're showy and show-offs.
Feb 2, 2017
I think the real question is why NOT squirrels.