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National Thang: David S. Pumpkins

David S. Pumpkins is uniquely American. 

He is a hero for our times.




His own thang.

He's the Patron Saint of Focusing on Your Own Awesome,

Of Not Comparing Yourself To Others

He's the God of Writers & Artists

And an antidote to The Curated Life.

In the darkness of your creative endeavor,

When you think I'm Not This Or That Or Them,

There is David S. Pumpkins,

Dancing to his own tune

With his skeleton backup dancers


To remind you that you are you,

That your thang is your own thang.

When you get in the weeds, he'll help you dance your way out. Any questions?


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