David S. Pumpkins is uniquely American.
He is a hero for our times.
His own thang.
He's the Patron Saint of Focusing on Your Own Awesome,
Of Not Comparing Yourself To Others
He's the God of Writers & Artists
And an antidote to The Curated Life.
In the darkness of your creative endeavor,
When you think I'm Not This Or That Or Them,
There is David S. Pumpkins,
Dancing to his own tune
With his skeleton backup dancers
(PART OF IT)
To remind you that you are you,
That your thang is your own thang.
When you get in the weeds, he'll help you dance your way out. Any questions?