Top 5 Deep Thoughts of Every Writer with a Full Time Non-Writing (Or Whatever) Job
1. Shit. When was the last time I updated my website?
2. Why am I blogging? This should be the title of my autobiography, neither of which will be read.
3. You want me to do what now? I have to write a book and maintain a social presence and do research and go to conferences? A memoir. Also, are we still doing the memoir thing?
4. If I wake up at five in the morning, I can get two hours in before I have to think about email. But when will I work out? I'll work out right after wo...hahahaha...I won't.
5. When was the last time I updated my website? Shit.